It's not me, it's you.

You know as soon as it hits. YOU KNOW. In the middle of the night, while driving, in a classroom, at work, in your bedroom- oh my effing GOD, my nose is RUNNING, and I feel so CLOUDY!!!!What did I do to deserve this? What is it? Do I need to shower? Am I allergic to this air? Am I allergic to every single human being I come in contact with? The sun? No, my body just seriously lacks an immune system. I LTERALLY can not count the amount of times my doctor (shout-out to Dr. Cheng) has said, "Well, Iman, it sounds like bronchitis." WTF?! AGAIN? If bronchitis didn't sound bad enough, my body decided to bless me with bronchopneumonia, and let me tell you, that was like NO OTHER. Your chest feels like it is clogged, your voice box cuts in and out at it's convenience, and your body hurts as if you ACTUALLY work out 7 days a week instead of sitting on the couch thinking about all of the time you are NOT working out. Frickin' A. Also, I don' know about you all, but I ge

My dear readers, Whether you know me from school, are a distant cousin, a close friend, or my worst enemy, you clicked on this link for a reason: to read whatever lies inside. I am excited to start sharing my not funny jokes with you, and to give you an inside scoop on what goes on inside my magical mind. I am able to offer the latest information on every celebrity, and can tell you what colors you should never match when picking out the outfit you might THINK you love before you leave for work or school in the morning. So- WHY AM I BLOGGING? I am very generous in offering my opinions, and have never held back anything I've felt like saying. This is obviously my first post, so I thought it would be appropriate to discuss the reason why I am just returning to social media after 30 days, and share some things I wanted to tweet while I was away. Here we go.... Anyone who knows me knows that my twitter account is my pride and joy. I thrive over the amount of lik